Imagine 71 tons of weight falling right on you. It would squeeze out your bowels immediately, whithout a blink, the same way 71TONMAN from Poland do with the tunes of their self-titled debut. "Fat, Low and Slow" is the motto of the album, serving ultra heavy, low tuned riffs in the vein of CROWBAR at its best - sometimes faster, then even slower. I would beg to have Kirk Windstein sitting right on my face instead of being rolled over by this steam locomotive. Beware of 71TONMAN's tunes, they will be squashing you, everything in the way - straight away!
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